my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out
so i called him and
IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HHHHADKJS THIS IS MY NEW THING NOW OKAY
THIS MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD I DONT KNOW WHY
IT’S BACK
mtv:
Umm can we talk about Carrie Underwood’s dress right now?
this is some cinna from hunger games type shit
Fun experimental things I did a while ago with photoshop ಥ⌣ಥ
Nike & Vivaldi (c) Me. Beltane (c) Kuru. Nue (c) Rach
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
